TGIF

So, it is Friday night, what is everyone doing?

I suppose the president is out having another beer summit.

Connect the dots

Michael Moore

Health Care

Obese

Is this like a triple threat?

Beer Summit

Skip Gates is Black.
Crowley appears White.
Obama is half and half.

So what is Biden? Besides the black sheep?

Shouldn't there be a costitutional amendment stating the pres and the VP can't both drink at the same time. We were a couple of % point away from Nancy Pelosi being the president.

The Lone Superpower

Our government wants to be the healthcare superpower.

1. IT wants to pay for it with taxes they collect.
2. IT wants to compete with private insurers.
3. IT wants to establish all the regulations.

Do the words fox and henhouse come to mind.

Chicken or Egg?

It doesn't take a scientist to know that being fat or overweight is not healthy. That is not in any way saying that trim people are automatically healthy.

But what came first the fat and overweight or the stupid.
We are generally dumb people. We have to be told that ATVs are dangerous, that we can't dry our hair in the bathtub and if we mix drugs there could be an adverse event.

So, will it really help to tax fat or fat people? I say we tax dumb people, then they may not spend so much money on bigmacs.

Oblablablama

Please rise for the President of the United States, Barack Oblablablama.

I just finished watching his presser. Does this man ever say anything NEW!

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Bathroom Breaks?

For most, a bathroom break is a opportunity to relieve themselves. For the parent of two 3 year old girls, a bathroom break is when you don't have to take either to the bathroom for at least an hour.

I would like an answer.

Sen. Coburn made a statement I don't think I have heard before.

"I don't want to tie you down on any future decisions, but how'd we get there when we can read this book, and it says certain things, and those aren't guaranteed, but the things that it doesn't say are?"

How can we legally kill a baby, not in the constitution and still have to fight for our right to have a gun, in the constitution?

REAL government Intervention

My health insurance is my business. I want to pay, to choose, and to have control.
Same with everyother aspect of my life.
But if Obama really wants to do some good for Americans, he could regulate the cell phone charger industry. What a racket. All cell phones should be able to be charged by the same cord. At my house I have a cell phone, my wife has two. That means that between two people, we have six chargers. SIX. Think of all that metal and rubber wasted. Think of all the CO2 and other polutants released in the production of the chargers for my house alone.
Every person in america (since these are made overseas) will agree with this. Let's get this done before healthcare and before your third stimulus.

NEO - PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Abortionists are upset today. The President was attempting a late term abortion of a very sick fly. The procedure, while extremely delicate and heroic, was unsuccessful. Only 5 presidents have had the courage it takes to care so deeply for female fly rights. Now Obama is under heavy attack from many on the pro-fly-life side. PETA to the rescue. "We must stand up for the right to choose, as well as protecting those who provide these invaluable services to female flies", said national chairman. Go President Obama.

Tiller a Hero?

Many have been declaring Tiller a hero. For what? For ending late term pregnancies. Or more truthfully, for killing babies that could survive outside the womb.

But now, the family announced the clinic won't reopen. Why not? If so many of these women need someone to end their pregnancy, to be politically correct, then their should be a line of women's rights activists ready to cut off the little guy or gal's head or, to be politically correct, perform the medical procedure.

The reality is that Tiller was no hero. A hero is the mom who sacrifices her own desire and allows the child to be born. Tiller was a killer, and I for one and glad that the clinic will close. Maybe one day, a president will tour the facility like Obama toured a concentration camp.

God Given?

One of the justifications that the liberal wing of Christianity uses in the acceptance of homosexuality is that the same sex attraction is God given. Never mind the fact that capitulating to them empowers and facilitates sin.

It doesn't make logical sense, it can't be justified Biblically. This evidence definitely points to the fact that God doesn't give a same sex attraction.

If God gave the same sex attraction why do children raised by gay's have such a high level of gayness?

Saving Money

Mullah Obama has told us that He will save or create 600,000 jobs this summer.

I to would like to announce that I plan to save at least $100,000 personal dollars this summer.

In fact, I just got home from Wal-mart and because I decided NOT to purchase a 10 lb bag of potatoes, a 2nd quart of milk, and a slip and slide for my kids, I have already saved $41.37. If you would like to keep up with my exciting "Summer of Saving", click on the following link (Joe Biden will be overseeing the website) and you can live vicariously through me and my saving.

Now we are a Muslim country

"Now, the flip side is I think that the United States and the West generally, we have to educate ourselves more effectively on Islam. And one of the points I want to make is, is that if you actually took the number of Muslims Americans, we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world. And so there's got to be a better dialogue and a better understanding between the two peoples." Mullah Barack Obama

A couple weeks ago Pres. Hussein, er, Obama said we weren't a Christian nation. Now we know why. In which direction do we have to pray?

Double standard?

A standard is a standard is a standard. If you have a double standard, it is not a standard.

When one extremely overzealous pro-lifer kills a baby killer the whole pro-life movement is vilified. Even when, i dare say, most of us are renouncing the act we are all castigated.

When a large number of extremely radical Muslims kill thousands upon thousands they are called Islamoterrorists. And where is the outrage from the moderate muslim? Nowhere.

Reaping and Sowing

I am not saying anything about this murder, I am just saying.

MSNBC conveniently put a list of recent "abortion related violence".

April 2007: Authorities say Paul Ross Evans placed a homemade bomb in the parking lot of the Austin Women's Health Center in Texas. A bomb squad disposes of the device, which contained two pounds of nails. There were no injuries. Evans was later sentenced to 40 years in prison.
Oct. 23, 1998: Dr. Barnett Slepian is fatally shot in his home in a suburb of Buffalo, N.Y. Militant abortion opponent James Kopp is convicted of the murder in 2003 and sentenced to 25 years to life in prison.

Jan. 29, 1998: A bomb explodes just outside a Birmingham, Ala., abortion clinic, killing a police officer and wounding several others. Eric Rudolph was arrested in May 2003 after several years on the lam. He later pleaded guilty to that incident and the deadly bombing at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta. He was sentenced in 2005 to two consecutive life terms without parole.
Jan. 16, 1997: Two bomb blasts an hour apart rock an Atlanta building containing an abortion clinic. Seven people are injured. Rudolph is charged by federal authorities in October 1998.
Dec. 30, 1994: John Salvi opens fire with a rifle inside two Boston-area abortion clinics, killing two receptionists and wounding five others. Sentenced to life without parole, he kills himself in prison in 1996.
Nov. 8, 1994: Dr. Garson Romalis, who performs abortions in Vancouver, Canada, is shot in the leg while eating breakfast at home.
July 29, 1994: Dr. John Bayard Britton and his volunteer escort, James H. Barrett, are slain outside a Pensacola, Fla., abortion clinic. Barrett's wife, June, is wounded in the attack. Paul J. Hill, 40, a former minister and anti-abortion activist, is later convicted of murder and sentenced to death.
Aug. 19, 1993: Dr. George Tiller is shot in the arms as he drives out of parking lot at his Wichita, Kan., clinic. Rachelle "Shelley" Shannon is later convicted and sentenced to 11 years in prison.
March 10, 1993: Dr. David Gunn is shot to death outside Pensacola, Fla., clinic, becoming the first U.S. doctor killed during an anti-abortion demonstration. Michael Griffin is convicted and serving a life sentence.

They forgot a few .

WORLDWIDE

Number of abortions per year: Approximately 42 Million
Number of abortions per day: Approximately 115,000


UNITED STATES

Number of abortions per year: 1.37 Million (1996)
Number of abortions per day: Approximately 3,700.

Why

Can someone explain why the uberliberal states, NY and CA, are financially done (or should I say uberdone).

GWOT is a OCO?

Excuse me, but don't words mean something?

The Global War On Terror
in now officially the Overseas Contingency Operation.
What does that MEAN? Overseas, I understand that. It means that if you are from Mexico or Canada, you are free to do what you want. Contingency means "an event that may but is not certain to occur. So events "could" just cease to occur. Is that what you mean? Operation means a procedure, a process.

So, as you can clearly see. We don't have a clue what we are doing.

Presidential DISparage

Obama recently compared his bowling to Special Olympics. If he thinks that is funny he should see what I think of his administrations economic policies.

Pants on Fire?

Many thought Obama would be incredible (definition 2 : amazing, extraordinary) and govern from the center. I wish more people believed he would be incredible (definition 1 : too extraordinary and improbable to be believed). Only one group would have been right.

I feel the need, the need for .......

A second stimulus? I guess that answers this question.

OR ELSE WHAT?

Obama demands better schools, or else?

Or else what? You are going to give them more money?

There is some tough love for you.

Just plain mean

Obama "We will all have to learn to live within our means"

Really, what about you? When will the government learn to live within our means.

He (Barack) determines value

So, the economy is worth 789 Billion $'s and our homes are worth 75 Billion $'s.

What about that "orgy of spending" from Bush?

Coincidence

When hundreds of parents give their children a vaccination and a week later their child has autism, it is either related or pure coincidence.

Sen. Blanche Lincoln

Who are you? Why don't you tell your constituents how this stimulus bill is going to help us. You won't answer the phone, your voicemail is full, and you are absent from local media. Who are you? or maybe I should as WHERE ARE YOU?

Consequences

YOU get what you pay for. Enjoy and don't spend it all in one place.

Conspiracy Theory Alert

Similar to the accusation that Bush planned the 9/11 attacks, I hypothesize that Barack Obama either planned the plane crash in New York, or allowed it to happen to distract from the stimulus debate.

Where is Rosie O'Donnell when you need her?

Life .....

Everyone knows "among them" really means that Life, liberty, and purfuit of happineff includes, the "right" to own a home. On a cul-de-sac with a pool and playground.

Obama the Compassionate

Mr. Obama is compassionate above all. He fully understands that the "stimulus" bill not only rescue the US, it will save the world. Because of this "fact" he feels compelled to get all the Republicans on board. That way they can have a stake in the success and prosperity to come.

Yeah right.

Legacy building

Bush's legacy includes saving sick African people.

Obama is building his own legacy. His own "war on life".

They never had a chance to dream

Tax $ = more dead babies

Nothing appears to be above Prez Obama's pay grade. Now a tax increase will equal more dead babies. Let's pray for tax cuts.

Obamadox

I was going to call this a Barrydox but I am not sure that people would make the connection.

Obamadox - an idea or situation that should be counter intuitive, or a paradox that in truth is a paradox to the educated.

There used to be a general consensus among Americans that government was not the solution. That "common sense" conclusion has experienced a waning popularity. Enter Barack Obama.

Now government will solve all problems. Health care, environmental, fiscal. Because we all know how efficient and successful the gov'ts track record is.

So, I have never heard of a word that is a paradox in reality, but is currently accepted as truth. Hence the Obamadox.

Celebration?

Who won't be celebrating tomorrow?

One of the premises that the pro-abortion, aka pro-choice, worshipers, I mean followers, I mean cool aid drinkers, mean groupies, OK, you name them. WRONG. We have to name them. We can't allow them to name themselves. They have done this to a degree with naming an unborn baby. They call it a pregnancy. "We chose to terminate the pregnancy!" I have even heard it called a "potential" human.



These potential humans will not be celebrating tomorrow. See FOCA.

If you are pro-life, aka anyone with a conscience, you better not celebrate either.

Paradox

Paradox, a situation that defies intuition.

The BEST smell in the world is a soiled diaper.