The Hand Off

It's Sunday afternoon,
Favorite teams are playing,
But this is no game,
Its time for the hand off.

It's Sunday afternoon,
Daddy's the quarterback,
Mommy's the running back,
But this hand off is different.

It's Sunday afternoon,
Cheers in the sports bar,
Tears in the parking lot,
The child is the football.

It's Sunday afternoon,
Mommy had her weekend,
She smiles and says "Hi",
She puts on her best smile.

It's Sunday afternoon,
Daddy had his weekend,
One last hug goodbye,
He fights back the tears.

The football is loose,
Bouncing around confused,
Bouncing out of controll,
No "Thrill",only "Agony".

TGIF

So, it is Friday night, what is everyone doing?

I suppose the president is out having another beer summit.

Connect the dots

Michael Moore

Health Care

Obese

Is this like a triple threat?

Beer Summit

Skip Gates is Black.
Crowley appears White.
Obama is half and half.

So what is Biden? Besides the black sheep?

Shouldn't there be a costitutional amendment stating the pres and the VP can't both drink at the same time. We were a couple of % point away from Nancy Pelosi being the president.

The Lone Superpower

Our government wants to be the healthcare superpower.

1. IT wants to pay for it with taxes they collect.
2. IT wants to compete with private insurers.
3. IT wants to establish all the regulations.

Do the words fox and henhouse come to mind.

Chicken or Egg?

It doesn't take a scientist to know that being fat or overweight is not healthy. That is not in any way saying that trim people are automatically healthy.

But what came first the fat and overweight or the stupid.
We are generally dumb people. We have to be told that ATVs are dangerous, that we can't dry our hair in the bathtub and if we mix drugs there could be an adverse event.

So, will it really help to tax fat or fat people? I say we tax dumb people, then they may not spend so much money on bigmacs.

Oblablablama

Please rise for the President of the United States, Barack Oblablablama.

I just finished watching his presser. Does this man ever say anything NEW!

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