Just plain mean

Obama "We will all have to learn to live within our means"

Really, what about you? When will the government learn to live within our means.

He (Barack) determines value

So, the economy is worth 789 Billion $'s and our homes are worth 75 Billion $'s.

What about that "orgy of spending" from Bush?

Coincidence

When hundreds of parents give their children a vaccination and a week later their child has autism, it is either related or pure coincidence.

Sen. Blanche Lincoln

Who are you? Why don't you tell your constituents how this stimulus bill is going to help us. You won't answer the phone, your voicemail is full, and you are absent from local media. Who are you? or maybe I should as WHERE ARE YOU?

Consequences

YOU get what you pay for. Enjoy and don't spend it all in one place.

Conspiracy Theory Alert

Similar to the accusation that Bush planned the 9/11 attacks, I hypothesize that Barack Obama either planned the plane crash in New York, or allowed it to happen to distract from the stimulus debate.

Where is Rosie O'Donnell when you need her?

Life .....

Everyone knows "among them" really means that Life, liberty, and purfuit of happineff includes, the "right" to own a home. On a cul-de-sac with a pool and playground.

Obama the Compassionate

Mr. Obama is compassionate above all. He fully understands that the "stimulus" bill not only rescue the US, it will save the world. Because of this "fact" he feels compelled to get all the Republicans on board. That way they can have a stake in the success and prosperity to come.

Yeah right.