NEO - PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Abortionists are upset today. The President was attempting a late term abortion of a very sick fly. The procedure, while extremely delicate and heroic, was unsuccessful. Only 5 presidents have had the courage it takes to care so deeply for female fly rights. Now Obama is under heavy attack from many on the pro-fly-life side. PETA to the rescue. "We must stand up for the right to choose, as well as protecting those who provide these invaluable services to female flies", said national chairman. Go President Obama.